@tanisnikana
@lemmy.worldThis thing’s so good.
Personal favorites include Campanella 2, Magic Garden, and Attactics.
“The Savage Mouth” by Komatsu Sakyou, which involves
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler A man eating himself in a locked hotel room and relishing every bite. Very body horror, much terrifying, cops rule it a homicide :::
Or “Cogwheels” by Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, which
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler ends abruptly with the author’s real-world suicide. Story is the thinnest veneer of fiction, and at some point I think he just stopped writing a story and was trying therapy on a page, then gave the fuck up on everything. :::
I started out as a quizmaster, telling quiz for a night a week. I’d open my show with a new 45-second bit each week, built audience numbers over time.
Then I realized I’d been doing this for years, and was an incredibly prolific comic! I had enough material I could just walk out onto a stage and just lengthen out my opening bits, cause I no longer had a quiz to tell that night!
“I’m a stand-up comic.”
“Ooh! Heckle me!”
“I don’t know anything about you and don’t wanna say anything mean about you. Just enjoy the moment without getting a performer to do free work for you.”
“You’re no fun.”
“Don’t have to be on all the time, let me eat my burger.”
yeah but so's lunchables. pyrrhic victory
neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level ok mfer
ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese
could even do it like a little big mac so it's like cracker ham cheese cracker ham cheese cracker
shit there's nobody says you can't go like ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham. great big ol hampuck just for me.