@ivanafterall
...is this in Greenville? I passed the exact same thing like an hour ago...?
His boss is a speed reader with extremely vivid mental imagery.
I will still do this. What does an alarm clock cost? $500? $1,000? I'll do it for half that.
They only agreed to help because OP was just so darn cute.
I have absolutely no problem with this.
Up Her Where!?
Wasn't there talk of a mass strike in the U.S., at some point? We should do that.
Also they think it's their only hope of sex, because nobody willingly chooses them.
Need remedial courses
I imagine it looks like boogers when you have a bad cold.