Instant coffee for Vampires
Hey look! More mirroring of Nazi forces cling Germany! Fucking GOP
“Imagine”
Not really, that stuff tastes like shit
Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here
No, That’s the FBI, we are more into overthrowing 3rd world countries and drug supplies
Sure submit them to the NSA, no one ever submits them to the CIA. We are here too people!
… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well
… I don’t see an elephant. Oh hey, by the way, can some one help me with this captcha?
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole
@CIA_chatbot