self-explanatory!!
self-explanatory!!
Each day you don't poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn't happening.
The title of the book appears somewhere on your skin, and if removed you will forget any knowledge from that book, whether you obtained it through reading or your power. The titles must be legible, and cannot overlap.
You can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.
You can talk to animals, but it includes insects and birds... and you can't shut their conversion out for some peace and quiet
Imagine going outside during spring. All animals are just yelling "I'M SO FUCKING HORNY!".
Everytime you talk to an animal, every moving living being around you looks like the animal you talked to for the next 2 hours.
Nope, not really.
But it could be dramatic, like when you look at your crush, reading their thoughts, but the one who has a crush on you stares at you, knowing your thoughts and being heartbroken.
The exact composition of everything you look at is narrated to you, in order, in your own head, in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried
Time stops for everything that isn't you, including air. You leave a vacuum everywhere you go and can never stay anywhere for long.
Having unlimited power means you control everything. You have no time to enjoy your power because you're constantly making sure the laws of physics stay and balance so the universe doesn't dissolve.
Every attempt at thought or action ends in an omnipotence paradox. E.g., can God make a rock so heavy even he can't lift it?
You have analysis paralysis. You can do everything, but you can't figure out what you want to do at any given time, so you just do nothing.
You also gain impotence. Congratulations! You now know that you can only be a god by being a paradox
You take it from the hungriest person about to eat it, assuming there is someone at the time. You cannot turn this ability off, and it happens even when you aren't referring to the food. I hope those birthday cakes taste good, you monster.
This is like saying you would be tired after lifting a pallet with a forklift. Many magic systems are about using magic in the world around you, which only requires you to understand how to use it; the energy being consumed doesn't come from yourself.
No, if you were just worried about energy, you would be much less tired than by doing things manually. For example, moving a heavy object downhill would gain you energy, not lose it, and keeping a heavy object in the air would neither gain nor lose energy. it would only be lifting that is hard, and it would still be easier than lifting manually.
Edit: and according to Wikipedia, human muscles only have an efficiency of around 20%, so doing basically anything through magic would be 5x easier than doing it by hand.
Now you see why the people at Hogwarts have a big feast every other day. And I don't recall the more corpulent ones using that much magic
Obeying all of the laws of physics, magic wouldn't work at all. Assuming you were able to break a few but kept some such as conservation of energy, it would be very powerful, ex: teleportation does not break conservation of energy as long as you teleport to the same height you left from. If you were able to extract energy from your surroundings, you could probably do basically anything you want. You could lower the sun's heat by a degree and be able to move a mountain.
This would be a fair limit. You would be limited by certain conservation laws, but as long as you would provide an adequate energy source (say, like Flash, you had to eat a lot more food) it could still be useful.
But it still only works if magic actually works and if it doesn't, then you just understand really well how you would have used magic, if it were actually real.
It would be less efficient, but people who are deaf-blind can access the Internet and communicate using a refreshable Braille display. In-person they can communicate using an interpreter using a special sign language.
Thats a obvious oversight by me. Worth a try still.
Plus, I can go anywhere instantly as long as I'm in private.
You are unable to control the ability and will teleport even when you are just be reminded of a place.
The first time you go to a church and actually understand what they're saying as a child, you go to hell
You better keep it very quiet and not teleport in front of anyone by accident, because as soon as governments are aware of your power, be ready to become a lab rat who will be the rest of your life sedated
When you have obtained your superpower, you lose your ability to obtain any new superpowers.