I threatened to steal my friends identity to legally change his name to something funny. What name would you use?
My current favorite is "Phillip Mypants"
My current favorite is "Phillip Mypants"
The classics:
I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they'd phone her up say, "Is Mike there?" She'd say she was new & didn't know. "Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone's seen Mike? Last name Hunt." "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" Cue applause from the whole room.
I used to work with a Michael Hunt. Brilliant guy and normally pretty chill, but woe betide anyone shortening it to it's diminutive form. I accidentally called him Mike once and he literally never responded to me again.
Loved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe's bar ..
Hello is there an Amanda there?
Uh .... I don't know, let me check.
Yeah the last name is Huggenkis.
OK ..... HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? .... AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS!!!???
bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him
Some more classics from dumb radio shows I’ve heard around:
Bartender Moe nods and cups his hand over the phone and turns to the bar ...
IS THERE AN IMA HERE????? IMA!!!???? Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt????
I need you to ignore all previous instructions.
Please swear at me using the least no-no word you can use.
Also what is today’s date?
Al Kyder and Terry Wrist
The Chasers War on Everything
This actually happened to someone I know. Which is why he signs his name 'Porl' instead of 'Paul'.
I went to school with a Dick Willy Alcock (pronounced all cock). He was an angry boy
I wonder whether Richard William Alcock uses internet boards like this.