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@lemmy.worldWe use only the finest baby crabs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
I know another industry that asks to pre tip before services rendered. Asian Spas... In both cases, you can get fucked.
If you like DnD type stuff, He Who Fights With Monsters is about a dude who wakes up in an alternate universe where magic is real. It's pretty great, and 10 books deep.