If left unattended for any period of time it will immediately begin seeking out the nearest knife
Something is something foot?
Ooooh something is afoot!
Oh clever. Not me, it took me far too long to get that.
Oh now I see it. I put it in Google Translate which is what got me to "a foot". But then I saw your comment with your username in Boost for Lemmy - El Barto and it clicked.
"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."
Stable diffusion prompt: background of planet LV426, dark, center frame is Cadbury Creme egg pointing upright on the ground with a haze of vapor floating in the air, one egg is peeled back from into four petals centering at the top as a sci-fi face hugger emerges from the Cadbury egg, in bio-industrial art style of Swiss artist HG Giger
Wow. Can’t believe the Whizzo Chocolate Company is still in business after those two inspectors showed up.
We use only the finest baby crabs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
For real, they used to have actual cream inside them. Now it's just this weird fucking yellow toothpaste.