Was looking for my industrialist song and turned up with this unfinished one instead. Well, here goes:
I've got a small problem, most leftists ain't pure
The prospect of revisionism is too much a lure
China is revisionist, prolewiki has rats
It's time to go thermonuclear, destroy those impure brats
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I've got almighty Hoxha, the man's on my side
They only have revisionist Deng to save their revisionist hides
I want to destroy them all, turn them into bloody smears
That's my entire life's work, gotta go thermonuclear
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Construct some more bunkers to stop the revision army
ignore material conditions, now they can't harm me
Cower in my bunker all day and night
Let the revisionists come and then we'll fight
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I'm no revisionist, I'm as left as they come
I'm not like those lemmygrad rats who support revisionist Deng
Listen to me for a while and then you'll understand
Why it's certain that they will be crushed by Hoxha's mighty hand
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It was all the revisionist prolewiki's fault
they banned me so I made an alt
but then they banned those alternates, too
exposed my life story like an exhibit at the zoo
And then they told fabricated lies designed to smear the name of I and the great anti-revisionist Enver Hoxha, so that they might force me to go...
THERMONULCEAR!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyrqiKTUAzU
Basically an anime opening. The video is patched together from a CIA briefing here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv_ju7p8XIQ. Recording from here: https:/...
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is currently a very delicate time in my life. Xi Jinping, the evil dictator of China, has stolen all 14 of my underage waifu body pillows, and I am in shock from the loss. It's really a hard period of time in my life, as the chinese regime is now targeting me personally. I have had to take 7 different pseudonyms to avoid CGB agents who are seeking to capture and torture me, and on numerous occasions I have been smuggled across borders to avoid being caught by the globalist communists.
As of right now I'm typing this through a quadruple-encrypted onion Shrek goblin ring with five layers of wholesome chungus bitcoin blockchain shields. Despite this the plainclothes chinamen police officers are closing in on my location, and they are trying to take away from me my last vestiges of sanity. Please donate to me through the link below:
I do not actually believe personally in any of this, you have been forewarned.
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I can't wait for the end of the world to come
It'll wipe out the dirty poors in their slums
The people I hate will beg to be let into my base
But I'll refuse them all with a grin on my face
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I'll gather all the people that I love
We'll hide in my bunker as bombs fall from above
I'll have a farm where I grow cattle, wheat and soy
To keep away boredom I'll play vic3 and Hoi(4?)
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To deter global warming, my base will have an AC
I'll have a machine that recycles my pee
And then we'll emerge to a nuclear wasteland
Where everything has been turned into radioactive sand
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I'll have a hundred, no, a thousand kids
And any other survivors, in desperate bids
to maintain relevancy, will marry their kids to mine
Wow, the end of the world sounds fine!
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My descendants will form an ethnostate
And they'll make the post-human world great
Sooner or later, they'll all ascend
And that's how humanity will rebuild from the end
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I can't wait for the end of the world to come!
Kinda sad that I'll have to give up my current Sokoto game to get the new features and stuff, but I guess it's unavoidable. I'm pretty excited for custom units, though. What do you guys think?
Ask me anything! I've seen others make AMAs, and since I've wanted to make one for a long time, I finally can since I'm just following a trend now! You know, like normal people do?
Ask me anything you've always wanted to know about me, and I'll give you an ironic (or maybe sincere? It's too hard to tell at this point) answer.
I agree with good ideas, no matter left or right
Why do people argue when they could have a good ‘ol compromise?
I’m truly in the center, I think both sides are bad
Don’t folks who disagree a lot seem sad?
Now I think immigration is a delicate issue
Sure, they deserve rights but they’re stealing our jobs too
It might sound like I am sucking up to MAGAts
But I’m just being unbiased and that’s a fact
Yeah there’s income inequality but the poors are at fault
And if exploitation ceased then industry would halt
It’s because of society, I want to keep my guilt hazy
Yeah, it must be that those poor people are lazy
If you think I’m a fascist then sorry you’re wrong
I just think the white race needs more lebensraum
How hard is it to understand I’m no extreme
I stand for the middle, I never join teams
Maybe I want to genocide a few minorities,
But haven’t communist states also done bad deeds?
Stop it with your woke mind whataboutism
I never used any nazi euphemisms
So what if I want to kill some browns and yellows?
I’m still not a nazi, just an unbiased fellow
Why do leftists insist on criticizing me?
I’m not left or right, just center, why can’t they see?
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