You are now a duck, what do you do first??
You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.
You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.
You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.
You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.
Pick one person at a time and speak to them in human language. In some cases it will be to give them a special magical friend, in other cases it will be to cause them to question their sanity.
Then I'd get to seeing about this whole corkscrew dick thing.
For those who are unfamiliar, let me introduce you to Howard the Duck (really the first movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).
I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime...
Waddle around the pond hitting up old folks for bread that is unhealthy for my diet and nipping at the toes of small children.
Head downtown & act cute until a college girl adopts me as her pet. Duck-nuzzle some boobies.
I would learn to fly and then fly to one of those parks where secret service agents meet. Become a spy and sell the intelligence I gather.
Failing that:
carefully waddle to where I know people feed ducks
practice flying and copy other ducks
ask other ducks for tips