Also, if Mexican food gives you that many problems, you should probably see a doctor or quit eating Mexican food.
Or buy some Chipotle Away
Worst shits I've ever had wasn't from Mexican food. Gas, yes, I don't do beans all that well.
Worst shits, that would be Indian food, at some street stall in India.
And it's not like it gave me food poisoning either, I was feeling perfectly fine.
But the poop an hour later was like an explosion of liquid poop.
And the smell. Still the worst thing I've ever smelled and I've been up close to a corpse flower and eaten Surströmming.
Also an hour later wouldn't be the food they just consumed since it takes longer to pass through your system.
If you eat something loaded with bacteria, like Staphylococcus aureus or Bacillus cereus your intestinal track reacts very quickly to start clearing your system. It’s basically clearing the runway to get the infected waste out.
I didn't eat meat for 25 years, so I've just gotten used to ordering everything at Taco Bell with "beans instead of meat." Same experience- extra flatulence, yes. Meme worthy diarrhea, definitely not. But then recently they got my order wrong and it was all meat. I eat meat now, so I figured why make a fuss, just eat it. I learned that day what the memes were about.
Man I've been in Mexico for a month and still haven't had an actual solid shit. It's not the typical spicy meme, as the food rarely has what I'd call spice. I think it's the oils and such. Very oily and meat heavy. Even the vegetarian options are still oily.
BUT I did find a Japanese restaurant with a Japanese toilet that even lifts the lid for you. What an ass saver.
(And no, I'm not drinking the tap water)
It's still the water, since they use it to cook the food. Your gut just isn't used to the foreign bacteria.
Is that a sales floor with the demo toilets hooked up to water or an open concept public bathroom?
They got a tv hooked up on the other wall so you can hang out with the boys while dropping the kids off at the pool together
Those toilets are truly a blessing. They take a bit to figure out but once you do it's happiness.