What's your favorite insult that doesn't sound like an insult?

“See you later” “Not if I see you first!”

This question makes no sense because I'm British and we make literally anything sound like an insult.

My relationship with you is going almost well

Doing it your way will also work…

Per my last email

Your dress is very popular!

You're at the top of the bell curve.

Bless his/her heart…

"well done you"

Well, at least you're pretty!

Which is right behind the obvious:

Bless your heart!

"This tastes ... interesting"

"Your wife, sir, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods" -Samuel Johnson

Out of all the _____, this is one of them!