Your bones, creaking...joints, stiffening...brain, calcifying...you wheeze when you speak, my friend...are those little crows feet i see?
Shut up! I am young! I am young!
You're old not me! You are the one who's 30! Or 40!
Grandpa!
If you play your kids some music from 2000, It’s like your mom playing you her 80s tracks
That’s terrifying
I'm 51. Me playing 80s music to my youngest daughter (17) would be like my parents playing 40s music to me when I was her age.
Shitposting will never die until humanity does. Wonder what the last shitpost ever made will be?
This does not feel so terrible until you remember that 2006 was the year in which the Star Wars Kid and Afro Ninja videos were uploaded to YouTube.
No, 2040 is 17 years away while 2006 is 18446744073709551599 years away.
Edit: was off by 4 years due to a small mistake in mental math.
Are you with the Russians or a fellow CPC bot? No human could mentally do (uint64_t)(2006 - 2023) and get the right answer.
People born in 2003 are having children already, they’ve entered the workforce, and most are graduating from college. People born in 2000 are already completing masters degrees, make up a majority of the young workforce, and have an average of two children.
Your time is coming. Mortality is fleeting :3
I'm not planning on ever dying. What's gonna stop you? Are you a nerd that's gonna let bourgeois laws of mechanics and thermodynamics and entropy stop you?! I think not!
We are closer to the arrival of Haley’s Comet in 2061, then we are to the last time it was here in 1986.
The last time the comet was here, the Soviet Union was a country, Regan was president, and the Nintendo NES was just released.