I believe there was a Marriott hotel that collapsed from the debris of one of the towers
Werent there like 5 other buildings that got fucked up due to wpwt syndrome?
This is why I must eat 7 mini muffins, not just 2.
Much like the ripple effect of 9/11 it should start at 9:11 and then go on forever for some bizarre reason
Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.
getting up at 4:15am
Wife: "Babe why so early?"
PC: "Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins."
Later
Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there's a line of hungry patriots waiting already!
Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.
This is old and, apparently, true. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marriott-september-11-9_n_3907684
Seems like the kind of shit a manager pulls and ends up getting reamed by corporate over later
Nope, but limited. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marriott-september-11-9_n_3907684
Did they at least make small towers of the mini muffins? Knock them over and finalize a pretty shitty tribute?
Speaking of 9/11 and tone deafness, you know what surprisingly didn’t fly over peoples heads?
Mini muffins are like mini cupcakes which are already a smaller version of a cake. How cheap can they be
i feel like this is very easy to fake, just need a 8.5x11 display thing, some muffins, a printer, some sort of fiddly-delicate little tongs, and so on
i mean or photoshop but i do love the concept of course
Yeah, tragic events become officially funny after 22.3 years. Everyone knows that's the rule. They just got to wait till December 29, 2023 now.
/s outhpark
