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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

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I thought you'd call him Cotton Hill.

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I'm lost..can you explain?

BlameItOnSomeone

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Toe-knee

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Feet and ankles: am I a joke to you?

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Between the toes and the knees lie the shins.

Take away the shins and you're left with Toe-Knee.

Tony.