Some people like a smoke after sex but me, I prefer a swig of soda after an ice cream sandwich

If you smoke after sex you need to slow down.

I love a swig of a Coca-Cola with ice cream, hell I love a coke float

I don't understand. Do you fuck the ice cream sandwich?

It's like making an ice cream float but in your mouth

That better be an ice cream sandwich with vanilla and wafer. I understand in some countries other things are OK, but here ice cream sandwiches are with vanilla and wafer as god intended.