There’s actually a kids TV show where the characters are all vehicles (based on some VTech toy line lol), where the main character is part of a family of cars, that’s called Cory Carson.
I chose minivan because of the whole "soccer mom" trope. Figured it made more sense.
I don’t understand a dad joke that never sets itself up to be executed in real life. This is a clever play on words, as are most of the jokes here, but I only value a dad joke that I can reasonably exercise in the moment. How do I make use of this unless my kid happens to ask about minivans giving birth?
Tbh I came up with this on the fly while driving past a Carson road so it's not like it has a lot of thought behind it.