Occasionally somebody bars the front door of 500 Oceanview lane and nobody can get in
You know where I struggle? For some reason the door to 413 is only like two feet high - I always struggle to get through that fucker.
And 451 is always covered with police tape and it’s smells something awful in there
You should see the sign they put up in front of your lower numbered neighbor... oh wait you can't because you're not allowed.