What's your favourite thing to put on fries that isn't mayo?

Ranch dressing. Or cum, whichever is available first.

Oh, I know the answer this this one! Uhh, mayo!

Salt is pretty good, but yeah, mayo it is

Ketchup

Dipped in soft serve vanilla ice cream.

MSG

garlic sauce?

Hollandaise or peanut sauce

BBQ sauce 😋

Onions

No-one's mentioned aoli? Is there a significant overlap between aoli and mayonnaise?

White vinegar.

Burger sauce

I love tartar sauce, but it includes mayo

when you make cereal, do you put the flakes in first or the water