Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Admits He Left a Dead Bear in Central Park

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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Admits He Left a Dead Bear in Central Park

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/04/us/politics/robert-f-kennedy-jr-bear-central-park.html?unlocked_article_code=1.AU4.Q--f.PBenGvpQeNL8&smid=em-share

Mr. Kennedy, an independent presidential candidate, confessed to dropping off the bear cub 10 years ago and making it appear that a bike had hit the animal.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Admits He Left a Dead Bear in Central Park
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Typical Kennedy, leaving dead bodies all over the place.

Yeah, but usually it's American soldiers......ah, you didn't think I'd counter a dark joke with a vietnam dark joke!

Usually, but sometimes it's a woman in a pond.

I don't get this reference. I didn't find any info on Marilyn Monroe in a pond, BUT to my surprise/confusion I found MULTIPLE websites selling rubber ducks, and inflatable ducks made in the image of Marilyn Monroe as a yellow duckie. Selling anywhere from $5, to $40. To which that just adds MORE questions....

What am I missing here?

I'm not sure how I'd never heard of this. It's always disappointing how the rich and powerful receive different legal treatment than us regular folk.

*shrugs*

All right, I guess. He heard people calling Republicans weird and was like "Wait, don't forget how weird I am, too!" because he wants to make sure everyone knows he's still a Republican in his heart.

He's had insane shit with animals his whole life. In his teens he had a hawk that went everywhere with him. Check out the latest Behind the Bastards series on him it's fuckin cray

It's looong but it's so worth it.

I don't get how, in the span of about a decade, he went from being an intelligent activist to batshit insane.

I thought it was decided that worms ate his brain

He was always weird, it just wasn't public knowledge. The guy liked to spend his free time surrounded by dead animal carcasses as a child, carried a hawk with him constantly, sexually harrased a significant amount of women, and has been a prominent anti-vaxxer for like 20 years.

Yikes.

Yeah. That's no bueno.

Brainworms

He was an "intelligent activist"?

Ten years ago.

Apparently, ten years ago, RFK Jr was dumping a dead bear in Central Park.

10 years ago the left was sucking off elon musk as a genius. And now they want him dead.

screenshot of police detectives in The Big Lebowski, with the caption "well, guess we can close the file on that one"

That mention of Roseanne Barr - surprising yet completely not.

In the video, Mr. Kennedy appears to be seated in a kitchen as he casually tells the actress Roseanne Barr about the ordeal. He says that he was driving through the Hudson Valley when he saw a woman in a van hit and kill a young bear.

We need to get this to the top threads of all time.

Goat.

The bear or man debacle