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Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting

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PENNSYLVANIA — An Imperial Stormtrooper was seen fleeing the scene after Donald Trump was rushed off stage during a rally in Pennsylvania. Trump was in…

14 comments

NOT_RICK

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“It’s not unusual to hear gunfire at a Trump rally, but usually it’s directed at chemtrails.”

Heh

nexusvoyager

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THE STORM TROOPERS ARE THE GOOD GUYS NOW???

NOT_RICK

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Contrary to popular belief, the enemy of your enemy is quite often also a douche

nexusvoyager

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I’m not even being serious I’m messing around here cuz I want to have fun

manucode

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I'm unsure about that

nexusvoyager

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NOOOOO

samus12345

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Nah, a stormtrooper wouldn't have even been able to clip his ear.

morphballganon

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One of them did hit Leia in Ep. VI.

Or was that a scout trooper?

ArcaneSlime

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That guy was filling in from Spaceball One, he was one of those Assholes.

samus12345

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Good point. They had different helmets, but close enough.

zabadoh

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Waitaminit, if the Evil Empire wants Trump dead...

I'm so confused...

samus12345

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Well, the shooter was a registered Republican.

pearsaltchocolatebar

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So, there's a theory that the storm troopers were ordered to miss so they wouldn't kill Luke and Leia. I definitely wouldn't put it past Trump to stage an assassination attempt to make himself into a matryr.

ArcaneSlime

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I could believe this lol. Of course it'd be cosplay and running from gunfire, as ya do, but ykwim.