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https://thecivilian.co.nz/2024/09/17/government-directs-te-puni-kokiri-to-conduct-maori-language-week-in-english/
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to condu…
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/its-like-living-in-a-school-zone?publication_id=101619&post_id=149027739&isFreemail=false&token=eyJ1c2VyX2lkIjoyMTA2NTI3NywicG9zdF9pZCI6MTQ5MDI3NzM5LCJpYXQiOjE3MjY2NjA5NTEsImV4cCI6MTcyOTI1Mjk1MSwiaXNzIjoicHViLTEwMTYxOSIsInN1YiI6InBvc3QtcmVhY3Rpb24ifQ.O4PNBPv62jjYLk4GaxTOx_UH-zRehAMKOzqK6ixXDng&r=cji2l&triedRedirect=true
"What am I, seven years old?” said Special Agent David Radcliff.
https://theonion.com/migrant-steals-occupational-injury-from-hard-working-american/
ATHENS, OH—A Mexican migrant reportedly stole an occupational injury Wednesday from a hardworking American, seizing the opportunity for a broken arm from a resident who grew up in this country. “I could have been the one out there fracturing my ulna and radius after falling off a truck during a nonunion contract gig, but that’s […]
https://theonion.com/trump-warns-immigrants-taking-all-the-good-vanity-plates/
PHOENIX—Appealing to his base with a new line of attack against immigrants, former President Donald Trump took to the campaign trail Monday to warn that those in the country illegally were taking all the good vanity plates. “Every day, people come up to me to tell me they can’t get the very clever, personalized license […]
https://www.betootaadvocate.com/advocate-in-focus/employer-says-its-ok-to-not-be-ok-but-hr-will-probably-use-you-not-being-ok-against-you/
https://www.duffelblog.com/p/al-qaeda-marks-911-anniversary-with
The State Department has condemned the plan as “appalling” and “outrageous,”
https://theonion.com/how-trump-is-appealing-to-women-voters/
Recent polls show support for former President Donald Trump is falling among women voters. Here are some of the strategies Trump and his campaign staff are using to try to win women back before November. Promising to declutter their rights: Women will embrace the opportunity to simplify their lives by having fewer choices.Providing empowering female representation: To […]
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/man-asserts-being-conservative-divorced-dad-whose-kids-wont-speak-to-him-anymore-is-the-new-punk-rock/
Conservative divorcee and frequent conspiracy forum visitor Ken Doherty claims his lifestyle epitomizes the punk rock ethos, according to sources who follow his Telegram channel.
https://thehardtimes.net/music/country-musician-put-out-of-work-by-ai-capable-of-boot-licking-ten-times-faster/
Up-and-coming country music singer Johnny “Slim” Wilkins saw his dreams of stardom crushed after finding out he was being replaced by an AI songwriter capable of creating bootlicking ballads ten times faster, industry insiders have confirmed.
