I mean... it is kinda hot

That's just a picture of Ronald Reagan.

I hate you for making me look at this but I also like you for providing me with ammo I can use in internet warfare

I see Lucas is all grown up.

It took quite a lot of evolution and mutations for a scorpion to grow to that size. One such mutation reversed the direction of the stinger. I expect this answered everything, no further questions.

If we're being honest, more than two legs is a bit of a buzzkill.

Or I'm just a prude

It has a murder thumbtack pointed at that person's back; I don't think any of whatever this is would happen if the scorpion wasn't cool with it

It does seem to be enjoying it. Good for them.

Sting once for yes, twice for no?

I just watched Possession for the first time this past weekend and it was the first thing that came to mind when I scrolled past this image. Sam Neill was so young!