https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/bigger-bowl-highway-bandits-mexico-make-off-40-110552721
Highway bandits in Mexico made off of with over 40 tons of avocados
You should start a Lemmy community called NotAvocado about things that aren't avocado. I'd do it myself but I'm too lazy to find out how, let alone moderate it afterwards 😄
I might consider watch Fast and Furious again if Fast 11 contained a 40 ton avocado heist. The last one i saw was probably Fast 4
I hate that when I think about Mexican avocados I always think about cartels! IDK who is worse, chiquita or cartels!
I picked up a load of Mexican avocados from McAllen, Texas and took them halfway across the US to an avocado warehouse in San Diego, California.
I backed into a dock where they unloaded the Mexican avocados and then reloaded my trailer with avocados grown in California.
I took those to a grocery distribution center in Dallas, Texas.
This doesn't really have anything to do with cartels, I don't think, it's just what I think about every time avocados come up.
I’ve played enough Animal Crossing to know that you have to pester two tanukis twice a day about the current going rate for your produce, and absolutely DO NOT keep them for longer than a week!
They’ll probably launder them into real estate; possibly a penthouse in Dubai or a townhouse down the road from Buckingham Palace or something.
