Guns are now string instruments and always have been. Describe a typical gun situation.

For a moment, I thought, this was a Not-The-Onion headline, that some US court had decided they can't regulate guns, because they're musical instruments, actually.

I always avoid people playing guns in public. They're too damn loud and are probably trying to collect money, thus I feel anxious trying to just pass by. Sometimes I just walk different paths to avoid those gun people.

In a standard University lunch hall. WOMAN is sitting alone at a table. MAN approaches her.

"Hey babe, wanna come listen to my band practice tonight? I play the AK-47."

Scene.

Instructions unclear, stringed instruments are now lethal.

https://youtu.be/hxHefMFmvc8#t=1m48s