Does anybody else put on pants with both legs at the same time?
I'm old enough to know that I should put them on 1 leg at a time, but I never got out of the habit.
I'm old enough to know that I should put them on 1 leg at a time, but I never got out of the habit.
"Gentlemen, I put my pants on like you: one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on I make gold records."
I know it isn't his, but this really sounds like something a Matt Berry character would say.
You can also jump into them and pull up quickly if you want them to catch on you foot and fall over into the dresser.
Technology never ceases to amaze me. It's crazy to think about what ancient people must've had to do to get pants on
You could put a clean towel on the floor to make sure you don’t catch dangerous floor diseases.
Idk how you do guys, but I just make turns quickly on myself and I am fully dressed. The only part I can never remove is that green diamond-shaped thing above my head. If you know how to remove that, tell me.
I should put them on 1 leg at a time
Who said so? The Pants Police?
Sometimes I sit on the bed, raise my legs and put on both legs at the same time.
Hell yeah! If you’re in a hurry, you can do this as one fluid movement with a bed or similar surface. Other grown-ups might consider it undignified-looking to treat a mattress like a bouncy castle, but they can suck a lemon!
In case you haven’t tried this, here are the steps:
I totally do. Have since I was a child.
As a kid I would sorta step into pants so they were on my feet, jump and then pull them all the way up in mid air.
Now I just sit on the edge of the bed, pull pants up far enough that my feet through then stand up and pull them over my butt.
Never really understood the expression about how we all put our pants on one leg at a time.
As they say, "To achieve true success, a common man must have no less than one guillotine for each of their dicks"
Depends how much of a slob I've been. If they're on the floor, you can just walk both your feet in then pull them up. Maybe do a little hop if they get twisted up.