Eat your fibers
One of my favorite pieces of literature of all time!
One of my favorite pieces of literature of all time!
Yes, just change your diet from junk food with 0 % fiber to food with 100 % fiber over night!
Thought I was going to die reading this while trying to hold in my laughter to not wake my wife up. Good god.
No way, I also read this while trying to hold in laughter to not wake my wife up. Good god.
Yeah, if you don’t hydrate it you’re just building drywall in your intestines.
Winds up being counterproductive for weight loss since everything gets trapped in there longer and more nutrients are absorbed.
There's something simple yet effective about toilet humor, never fails to get a laugh out of me.
"Giving anal birth to Dwayne The Rock Johnson"
Man, that must've been painful as fuck.
"A fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me"
Good lord 😆 😆 😆 😆
Hahaha oh wow, this was so funny, I went into this thinking this is going to be so dumb, ugh.
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