The game is still twelve days away
They are losing their fucking minds.
They are losing their fucking minds.
I mean, the most manly and masculine thing you can do is exclusively have sex with big, masculine, manly men, right? Having sex with a woman is so emasculating, because you’re enjoying someone’s femininity, and that’s the worst possible thing for a man, so I’ve been told. Therefore, it’s super gay to have sex with women. Be a real man and exclusively have sex with your manly bros.
I’ve heard a stand up routine that was basically this and I’ve been trying to find it again ever since. I find this concept hilarious.
That was actually the ideology of an famous German Nazi from the 80s: Michael Kühnen (German source)
Bonus: he was part of the FAP.
This sounds like the logic of a philosopher living in a city state in old timey Greece
I can't be the only one who thinks conservatives' constant whining about women being "too old to marry" is (for lack of a better term) really pedo coded, right? It's starting to sound like pattern...
Coded? Can this get more blatend what the actual fuck. This is worse then grab em by the pussy
“ The Wyoming Republican Party circulated an email that included an argument from lobbyists that since minors could get pregnant “marriage MUST remain open to them for the sake of those children.”
Who the fuck ars these lobbiest? Epstein?
You should see some of my professional work emails where after proof reading multiples i still end up sending sentences with 20% of the words missing.
You can catch me doing that on lemmy too. And i swear that when i re-read myself i see full sentences with nothing missing.
The thing is, have a cognitive communicate deficit, simply thinking about language feels alien and i have to put alot of effort in translating my actual thoughts into characters yall can understand. My inner monologue is a mix mathematics and images, no words.
I had 2 choice
Avoid communicating out of anxiety and stess that people will think less of me because my words (i used to be there)
stop caring and assume that most are smart enough to figure it out and respectful enough not to make it into an issue. (Where i am now)
Those that aren't smart enough are unlikely to understand some of the importance nuances i do put in language. (Because half the things i need a word for don't have a known word so its all approximate translations) and those that cant stay respectfull are a bigger problem for society than o’l me.
Doesn't work if you need to use more then one language and doesnt account for grammar or missing words. The language i use most often is also a local variation that is rarely supported.
If you do know a way to get one that can detect and adapt across multiple Language i am all ears. Because as much as i try not to care i do wish things where different.
Ai spellcheck does look promising though seems much more capable and dynamic, looking forward to see that progress.
you are going to get downvoted to hell but this made me laugh so take it for what it is
Average lifespan is 77 for women, she’s not far off.
Also I’m middle aged, I’ve never thought of that. I need to go have my midlife crisis now.
Shitty time to have to buy a Mazda Miata. But we're going to need you to go ahead and get one purchased.
You will be required to do an engine swap at 36. You will take out the sensible 4 cylinder engine and attempt to cram a straight 6 under the hood. The car will sit in pieces in your garage for years before you eventually sell it for parts when your spouse buys a storage system for their garden tools that will need to go in that space.
The American rotary was/is the RX8. RX7 was banned in the US because it had a left hand drive and emissions regulations. But you might still be able to find one or two floating around
The rotary is kinda cool but there's not many mechanics that can work on them. So the Miata is probably the smarter choice.
Hmm? No, there were RX7s in the US. Emissions are tough for rotories, but they made it kinda work for a while.
I had an RX8. Loved it, but rotories give up their apex seals eventually. Have a Miata now.
"Middle age" has never been about being exactly 50% of the way through the average life span. It's much less about "how much time you have left" and more about the point where you can't realistically think of yourself as young anymore. The effects of age become impossible to ignore, compounding, and increasingly obvious.
It's basically just your 40s-60s. Not the exact midpoint.
It's better to do it later in life anyway that way you actually have some money to go mad with
The effects of age become impossible to ignore, compounding, and increasingly obvious.
Fuck, I was middle aged when I was like 15.
Think of it as being a middle aged woman/man - timer starts when you're considered a woman/man, so I probably at 18. Then, being "middle aged" actually falls in the 40s-50s.
That's like 2 years mate
Oh and its 85 down here in Aus and thats with a giant cancer machine in the sky. Skippy noises.
I think what they're saying is that having sex with a woman who is vastly more successful than you will ever be in six lifetimes, then that is gay.
I think we reached that point a while ago.
The insanity of these statements has escalated pretty rapidly and honestly, none of it surprises me anymore. Everything you do is now gay.
I'm ok with it. If you want to think I'm gay because (insert literally anything here), then fine, I guess I'm gay. I'll go have gay sex with my very female (with female anatomy and two x chromosomes) wife, and live my happily gay life in peace, thanks.
Being gay, or being called gay, isn't an insult to me. Only juveniles would find it insulting. You know why? Because juveniles think that being different is bad. I grew up and realized that everyone is different and it's because of that difference that we, as a species, can survive. Our differences make us strong. So bluntly, call me weird, call me a freak, call me whatever the hell you want, because all you're saying is that I'm different, and different makes us stronger. I'm proud to be different than my neighbors and coworkers. I think differently than they do. I approach problems differently, I find solutions differently. That's a good thing.
I'm not always right, and I'm not always the most efficient, and that is because of the differences between me and others. I celebrate that difference and you should too.
Dude, phrasing…
If you want to think I'm gay because (insert literally anything here)
Idk if you ever saw or remember The Sopranos. It started late 90s and one of the storylines was about one of the older guys liked going down on the woman he was seeing. Well word got out to the other guys that were part of the family and said it was gay to go down on a woman.
Me and my wife just busted out laughing. Like people really think this? The answer is yes. People think this and are idiots. Pleasing a woman in bed is gay apparently. The older guy ended up breaking up with the woman he liked because he was getting clowned on by the other members of the family.
Same crowd that thinks it's gay to clean your own ass after pooping (and therefore doesn't do it).
The Soprano logic, if I understood it ritght, was: if you do that to a woman, you probably would just as easy do that to a man.
But, then again, I'm not an extremely sexist sociopath as Tony was
I got curious and looked in to who this guy was. And, well, Owen got banned from most socials after he called Obama the n-word, so OF COURSE Elon had to bring him back so he further share his thought with the world.
I never understood banning people for speech you don't like. Wouldn't the logical and entertaining method be to put them on full display, letting themselves be mocked and ridiculed? My take is let the asshats spew their views so we all know who not to associate with.
Nha, give them as little exposure as they can get, that way they don't corrupt the minds of gullible males who are a 4 but think they deserve a 10 because they can provide.
because they can provide
Most of them can only provide a room in their mom's basement.
The problem is the network effect.
As other people with these views hear that kind of rhetoric more and more, they come to find it acceptable. Thus pushing even more people to find it acceptable.
This kind of rhetoric should definitely be legal, but it should not be given a platform.
As other people with these views hear that kind of rhetoric more and more, they come to find it acceptable
Wouldn’t others with those views already find them acceptable?
It’s only a paradox if you start with the ridiculous presupposition that tolerance is a universal good.
I never understood banning people for speech you don’t like.
spam is extremely powerful, and is what I would qualify most internet "speech" as being, realistically. seeing 200 different 500 character (at max) comments, that are all variations of the same exact statement isn't really like, speech, in the conventional sense.
That may work for normal people. Not so much for those unhinged enough to actually hate someone who has different characteristics than them. Unfortunately Twitter is filled with the unhinged.
Who would be attracted to this billionaire sex symbol, who's one of the most successful performers on the planet? Madness, I tell you.
I mean, this isn't cute, but it's at least a little funny.
Don't get me wrong, it's horrifying for sure, but it's also pretty funny.
I don't even listen to Taylor Swift but if she wants to have sex with me, I'd be like, 'ok mommy'.
I just want a dinner date so I can ask what demon pact she signed to get her PR team.
I'm nowhere near her target demographic, yet somehow, I wind up knowing about every album drop, high profile concert happening, and so on. I'm actively blocking and avoiding advertising on everything and they still find me. It's honestly a little concerning.
As an actual middle-aged woman who can't even name one Taylor Swift song, give me a giant fucking break. She's rich, famous, appears to have a good head on her shoulders (from what I hear at least), and makes music people really love. This sexist troglodyte is just butthurt that she dares to exist and be successful without his permission, plus he probably wants to bang her. He can fuck right off.
Yep, the only point of being male is spreading that seed. Have to raise the next generation of bootlickers to keep that machine rolling!
/s obviously
Fuck these clowns
A Ferengi would almost certainly be offended that she's allowed to wear clothes. I suppose most straight dudes would too. Maybe that guy is gay.
"That's not gay, it's patriotic. Our commander-in-chief is tirelessly fighting the LGBT woke groomer leftist virus and if he needs a warm mouth to help him focus, it's the duty of red blooded Americans to provide one"
You can squirm out of anything when you're not worried about being honest.
Owen Benjamin would bend over backwards to please Trump, then call you a cuck for hooking up with the Prom Queen.
"she's publicly had sex with a ton of guys"
And here I thought all those recent sex tapes were AI
Taylor Swift and I may be the same age, but when did 34 become middle aged? Or has the American lifespan decreased so much that I should expect to die at age 68?
When even the rich live in constant fear of going bankrupt after a single visit to a hospital, that tends to happen
I'm not rich and I go to the doctor for any healthcare needs that I have, in America. If you are neglecting your health because of fear of doctor bills, you should not do that. The healthcare system is overpriced but it's not so overpriced that you should neglect your health.
If you have normal health insurance it should be affordable, and it always has been for everyone I've known. Even my family members who've had extensive surgeries that were life or death matters got their medical care, and the bills did not bankrupt anyone.
Most Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. They literally cannot afford medical care at all.
I have afforded a minor surgery. Your family members have afforded multiple surgeries. We are privileged.
I guess all the hospitals must be going broke then, since "most Americans" "literally cannot afford medical care at all" right? That would leave them with very few customers to pay medical bills if most Americans can't afford medical care at all.
I thought infant mortality was not counted in average lifespan calculations. I looked it up and I was wrong. Just in case anyone else was misinformed like me.
Honestly, I don't like it either. But it does make sense. Some health risk factors change drastically between 30 and 40 (e.g. heart disease, colon cancer), suggesting a kind of dividing line between "my body just does what it's supposed to" and "what, I have to do extra stuff to survive now?!" A lot of people also change rapidly in physical appearance during this time too, exhibiting profound male pattern baldness, love handles, belly fat, winkles, etc.
30s have always been middle aged lol. It's not even the start of middle aged.
0-25. 26-50. 51-75.
Most Americans be dying at 75.
Taylor Swift has publically had sex with a ton of guys?
Gee you'd think that would be more scandalous news than "may be attending the super bowl, schedule pending"
I feel like most Americans would seriously consider leaving their SO if given the opportunity to date Taylor Swift
Who the fuck wants more than two children in 2024, anyway? Unless you're one of those basketful basket case people.
My wife turns 44 in a week, and we only have one kid; oh honey I’m just 🎶flaaaaamiiiiiing🎶
34 is middle aged
I need to lie down
Edit: even weirder whomever that guy she is dating is; he is also 34
If you live in the south, sure. I'm pretty sure their average life expectancy is around that age, legitimately.
Edit - close enough haha
Legit question: is that a troll account or a guy legitimately posing the dumbest theory posted in, at least, the last 12 hours?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Benjamin
"Owen Benjamin Kares Troy-Smith (born May 24, 1980), known professionally as Owen Benjamin, is an American white supremacist,[1] Holocaust denier,[2] conspiracy theorist,[3] internet personality, as well as a far-right and alt-right Neo-Nazi.[4]"
But the bluesky account is dunking on Owen.
Oh wow. Imagine having a whole Wikipedia article dedicated to how terrible of a person you are?
The worst part? We will all die, forgotten to history and this fucker is going to be archived for all time. Admittedly as a piece of shit, but still.
I think the claim that he has a personality might be somewhat dubious. He kind of sounds like the sort of person who's entire basis for being is Twitter
I'm confused. He denies the Holocaust but is a Nazi? Does that mean he thinks the Nazis couldn't do it? Didn't do it?
Didn’t do it?
This one. They claim the holocaust never happened, and the Allied Forces only invented the holocaust as a way to paint the Nazis as barbaric monsters as a means to break any remaining support for the Nazi's "righteous cause".
Probably "didn't happen" because "jews still exist", kinda like climate change deniers saying the stupidest nonsense
The absolute worst stains on humanity know how to spin awful things like this, on demand. Pick any half-plausible excuse out of a hat, then double down with logical fallacies and end on an emotional gut punch or challenge to the "other side's" values. This obligates the other party to swat down all the fallacies and factual inconsistencies, letting you retaliate with even more trash. Yanno, arguing in bad faith 101. Bonus points if you never repeat an argument - consistency is for chumps.
Wait so is there a difference between far right and alt right I thought they were all just pseudonyms for neo-Nazi
