I got diagnosed with a condition in which I can’t stop making airport puns

That joke is awfully plane

I think we let this thread runway too far.

I had the same problem, and I tried an experimental drug pilot. The doctor explained the attendant risks in crewed terms, but I suspect I'm in the placebo control...tower.

That's a first class joke. I could use a coach like you to help me keep people in their seats and not heading towards the emergency exits!

slow flaps

I'm flying tomorrow, gonna drop this one on the family for sure!

I tell people about linux, I use arch btw, the terminal is very powerful.