Not a story a redditor might tell you

New Plattform and I’m already out of the loop.

I was there Gandalf, three days ago

Literal shitposting.

Was there ever any more context given as to why he needed to be able to do this?

I was liking Lemmy until now. Now I love it

Wait'll they find out Tetris is racist.

My dude, eat some fiber, quick! Also drink water!

Edit: I saw the origin, and I was incorrect about the not pooping. I had assumed it was a problem, not a goal… and now I’m VERY confused and maybe a little concerned.

I just saw this one and immediately needed to poop.

Brb.

I'm so glad I was here to witness the defining moment of a burgeoning platform.

That's so last week. We're doing beans now. Keep up!

Nah son, I'm new here but I'm from the old school...past Digg, past Fark, back to mIRC. Someone would have to shit continuously for 3 days straight to grab my attention.

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