!thefifthworld@lemm.ee
Now with 200% more shame!
!thefifthworld
@lemm.eeAs I said in the title, my cat pissed on the dimensional anomaly (again) and now the entities want to lock him in another realm. What do I do?
So this shmuck asked for money for his first wish, so I dropped a pallet of money next to him, he'll find the loan statement from the bank at the bottom of the pile.
For his second wish he asked for power. Real imaginative, this one. But like, how do I mess this one up subtly? I could electrocute him outright, or make him the mayor of some small village, or make him a Reddit mod, or I could go the other way and make him the CEO of a falling company or the president of a failing country... He's so vague it's too easy and I'm not sure which way to take this! I'm expecting his third wish to be equally banal, so maybe I actually grant him this one, give him true success, and then screw him over hard on his third wish?
Anyone have any ideas on this one?
How can I better source my spoils of war?
I will be hosting a barbecue on Jyth 34th, remember to bring your own flesh and sauce, for while the corpses of rotting gods litter the floors not everyone can consume matter from universes they are not native to.
It's a real shame that the old fifth world succumbed to the darkness, hopefully refugees can find that shame here.