The Great Eye that Fills the Sky, Unblinking, Visible from all of Time and Space, (you know the one) hasn't even glanced my direction in the last couple of eons. It used to look directly at me at least once a foremoon, but slowly I've drawn the attention of The Eye less and less. I don't know, it always unnerved me to be Seen, but at this point I feel like It's avoiding me intentionally? Like, wouldn't Its Gaze have to pass over me occasionally, even if It isn't Looking at me directly? I feel jaded at this point.

I'm not sure, is this a me problem or is The Eye at fault here? Does anyone know how to reconcile with The Eye? Does it have a P.O. box or something?

Like, okay, I can handle some changes. It'd be nice to have a consistent number of legs, but switching from four in the morning to two in the afternoon -- it's not the worst thing ever. But having to walk on three legs in the evening -- that's just ridiculous. What kind of organism walks on an odd number of legs? It's so inconvenient, I can never keep my balance. I swear, whatever mf came up with this system must have had some serious complexes...

I swear, LGs are the worst with this. The Skincrawler Planed has stumbled upon a galactic entry point in my TV, and used it.

LG recommends a software update, any thoughts?

Our friends will be forsaken and all bonds of fellowship will be broken. Please refrain from attempting any activities that require courage or bonds of friendship until a later date.

I forgot that I was being the other day and now I can't automatically be anymore, it's all manual. How can I be without knowing I was?

How the hell am I supposed to get rid of them? Every time I swat them, I just make another time vortex to clean up.

I gave them 20 million years, and they still haven't made a telescope.