Dad Jokes

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I applied for a job at the sunscreen factory, but I didn't get it.

I applied for a job at the sunscreen factory, but I didn't get it.

It's okay, though. They told me to reapply every few hours.

What do Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley do whenever they have an argument before a concert?

What do Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley do whenever they have an argument before a concert?

Make-up and KISS!

It's strange there's a Summer and Winter Olympics ...

It's strange there's a Summer and Winter Olympics ...

... when spring and fall are the things athletes do most.

What's the most edible moon?

What's the most edible moon?

Ensaladus

If you make it with ostrich eggs

If you make it with ostrich eggs

is it called an "omel"?

I would tell you a joke about corn

I would tell you a joke about corn

But it's to corny