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Huw! (@huwr@aus.social)

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Astonished to read that some children grow up to six feet. My son so far only has two

You can't transfer an European kitten's data to a server in the USA

You can't transfer an European kitten's data to a server in the USA

::: spoiler spoiler That's against the GDPuRr. :::

I gave my handyman a list of tasks but he only took care of the 1st, 3rd and 5th items on the list.

I gave my handyman a list of tasks but he only took care of the 1st, 3rd and 5th items on the list.

Apparently he only does odd jobs.

After an unsuccessful beet harvest, why did the farmer become a rapper?

After an unsuccessful beet harvest, why did the farmer become a rapper?

He had a lot of sick beets.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs…

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs…

…because they take everything literally.

When the inventor of the USB plug dies...

When the inventor of the USB plug dies...

...will it take three tries to get their coffin in the ground?

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.

What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food?

What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food?

Strum-boli.