Yes, probably. I also really enjoy the idea that you think that it being a suppository would factor in to the calculus at all, I think itβs really funny
Fellas, is it gay to put immortality up your ass?
The mildly homophobic nature of the question is hilarious. "Would you want to live forever if you also had to be a little bit gay????"
Itβs not even slightly gay to use a suppository either, it reminds me of the guys who think itβs gay to clean their ass because itβs gay to touch an asshole.
I donβt have anything against the straights. Iβm not a heterophobe β Iβm a real cool dude β but when those people talk about not washing their asses, itβs only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.
See, I'll go out on a limb and say it's not gay for a man to engage in prostate play. Even having sex with another man isn't necessarily gay!
Yeah, I'd be uncomfortable, but immortality is immortality.
Now, if the requirement was a daily barebacking by the ultra-rich engineering their cum to be the elixir of immortality, I'd be a little more conflicted.
What kind of horseshit twist is that? Are you literally 14, OP? "There's an immortality pill, but OH NOES π± it goes in your BUTT πππ!!!!" Have you considered writing for Black Mirror?
I'm taking it even if it's the size of a horsecock, regardless of which hole it goes in.
Relax, and I'd be taking it too. Clearly people have enjoyed the question.
I am somewhat interested though in how often people would keep up with taking it, as I'd imagine people might skip it every so often (oh it's just a day).
People think suppository is a 4 letter word. "Oh put something in my colon for immortality?! Never!" Honestly the world would be best without that sort of thinking.
If you're under 50 you're probably going to experience it anyhow, no anti-aging butt stuff necessary.
I honestly think ending aging would be a boon for society. Because the death rate will plummet to accidental deaths, suicides, and homicides only, which are a tiny fraction of total overall deaths.
Therefore overpopulation is going to very quickly motivate world society to get its collective shit together to solve the nagging problems that have been holding us back, and encourage expansion into the rest of the solar system. Because if the issues weren't solved, even the wealthy elite would be threatened.
Haha very optimistic. Like overpopulation currently causing "untolerable illegal immigrant waves" causes people to reduce their CO2 footprint, share their homes and all.
Hell, please no more old people. Many are nice, but no way. There is a reason politics made by old people doesnt work
I bet with time you could just hold the pill flat on your hand, reach back and your asshole would gobble it up like a horse.
People say AI start hallucinating bizarre sentences is a problem, but I'm beginning to wonder if it simply gazed too deeply into the internet abyss.
Um hell yes. And if it were a suppository, we'd all quickly get used to some butthole time every morning
I've made it a normal part of my meal routine to be sure I'm getting in my three times a day.
Even those of us who don't enjoy putting things up our butts eventually get used to doing it anyway. It's just another body part.
(Folks, if your butthole hurts, go to the doctor already. Hemorrhoids, anal fissures, and other butthole problems are quite treatable. Don't let them get worse.)
Sign me up. Even if there's side effects like nausea or whatever. I'll do whatever it takes to stop my bones hurting more every year.
But what if it doesn't make you younger? So you'll still stay your current age, with all the chronic stuff you already have.
I'm 34. Yes, my bones hurt, but it's not terrible and I'd rather stay 34 forever (or at least drastically slow my aging, like if there were serious side effects I could take one every two days and effectively double my longevity).
I'll be my age forever, perfectly ok with that. Make taking the bum pill part of a daily exercise routine.
Okay, but now the suppository causes polyps in the large intestine as a side effect.
First dose is $3, second dose is $300.
I would be saving up all year to get a week younger as a treat
What kinda question is this? I already take plenty of pills daily, I would do much worse things to not age.
Hell yeah, even in suppository form, which isnt super convenient but worth it for the benefit There is so much I want to do!
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