My doctor said I can't go in the water for two weeks after my surgery.
I said that's ok, Doc, I prune up after just a few hours.
I said that's ok, Doc, I prune up after just a few hours.
My doctor diagnosed me with "Epiploic Appendagitis", incredibly painful, but not dangerous. Said "It's like appendicitis, but on the other side."
"So... 'Table-of-Contents-itis.'"
I'm loathe to admit that took me a considerable amount of time to get.
And then had the smallest exhalation through the nose