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What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony
Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto
Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?
Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?
They'll just wash up on shore later.
Why do pirates make such good debaters?
Why do pirates make such good debaters?
Because they just love to arrrrrrrgue!
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Alright, why don't you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees?
Because they're very good at it.
How do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band?
How do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band?
Just swim across--the crocodiles are still at the meeting.
My doctor said I can't go in the water for two weeks after my surgery.
My doctor said I can't go in the water for two weeks after my surgery.
I said that's ok, Doc, I prune up after just a few hours.