No, he's made the final transformation into Dark Brandon and has absconded to the Florida Everglades to wage a people's protracted war against the United $$naKKKe$$ of AmeriKKKa
They tried to put him back in the packaging and return him to the store but they lost the receipt
His dementia is so powerful and so amplified by the media that upon his death even our own memories of him will disappear. The severed thread of fate will lie limp upon the ground and the world will rot on without knowing why.
Did Joe Biden ever exist? Do we exist, or are we just Joe Biden's creations that exist only in his mind?
There is an idea of a Joe Biden; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real Joe: only an entity, something illusory. And though he can hide his cold gaze, and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable... He simply is not there, cornpop.
I guess he spoke at near midnight at the DNC and wasn't that bad? Wild to put the fucking president on the graveyard shift but that tracks
Wild to put the fucking president on the graveyard shift but that tracks
Might have been deliberate so he could sleep before his speech
That could be, though- and I don't know what hours the convention holds- I feel like noon or something early afternoon would have been more sensible. Although I guess they're trying to minimize the spotlight now