https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c2v0nzx16gzt
"Don't you quit," a crowd shouts in the Michigan city as the US president says he will win November's election against Donald Trump.
Lmao
what's baffling to me is everyone pretending like this is a new problem. dude was clearly going senile in the primary debates 4 years ago.
yeah.. once the media stops propping him up, then the libs have to turn around and act like they've been saying it all along too which is the really maddening part of it all
I think a lot of libs have been saying it all along, actually. It's just that those types usually follow up with "BUT I'D STILL VOTE BLUE IF HE WAS A ROTTING CORPSE THAT RECENTLY DIED OF BUBONIC PLAGUE AS LONG AS THE CORPSE ISN'T TRUMP"
I loathe the posts where they're like "I'd vote for an emaciated, one legged nazi dog that just bit me and is stuck to my ass like a cartoon dog and now I'm on my way to the hospital over trump"
Like no shit! That's what they're counting on!
So what is the FUNNIEST outcome right now?
It used to be Biden winning the electoral vote but losing the popular vote.
Now I think it is Biden staying in to the last moment, then the party selecting Hillary Clinton as the Dem nominee and Hillary losing to Trump.
Idk, if they swear you in on a second term, I'd like to see him stumble through it. Live, uncut, has to repeat basic words. It'd be pretty amazing to watch him fuck it up.
He'll motion for Roberts to just keep reading, Roberts will awkwardly acquiesce, Biden will say "I do" at the end and will turn to kiss somebody who isn't there.
I kinda want to see trump lose that rematch because J6-2: Farce Harder would be unbelievably funny
Dems did blue Jan 6th in 2016! But it was writing letters to electoral college electors and begging them to switch their votes to Clinton.
Very loser shit, Republicans at least did a pointless rally and a capture-the-flag type event where they believed that if they hold down possession of Congress for long enough, Trump gets to stay president.
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what the funniest outcome is anymore because all the outcomes are funny
Biden and Trump are the nominees, both die the day before the election, it goes to Harris vs Noem, neither of them get 10% of the vote, The Worm is sworn into office.
Funniest outcome is both candidates dying before the election and then a tie in the electoral college
Everything since the debate has felt like it should be the straw that breaks the camel's back, but nothing fucking happens. Please just give us Kamala losing 45 states, it'd be so goddamn funny.
It's only getting more ridiculous too somehow, "I'm reading a list of lies" seemed untoppable
It's actually even worse, he was then made fun of about it by Trump saying he's old and his brain is rotting and he can't hack it, and a reporter told Biden this and asked what his response was, and Biden says "listen to him" and then wanders away from the podium
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This is the point when my Russiagate-poisoned parents lost all hope for him.
Edit: Now my mother is going to pray for him at Mass to see if that cures him.
Tell her I'm going to pray that he keeps getting worse and we'll just see who God loves more
Edit: Now my mother is going to pray for him at Mass to see if that cures him.
libs literally becoming medieval to save brandon. put leaches on him next
It's also yet another way Brandon becomes more like Trump in that blue MAGA has become more like red MAGA
To be fair, she does this for lots of people she sees on the television, mostly sick or dead celebrities.
pray for the children in palestine
pray for the celebrities who can afford all the health care in the world
There is an episode were Felix does a Biden impersonation that goes: " oh yhea I knew your dad ... Piping the short, he was in politics too..."
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My beacon has been moved under moon and star
Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far
this HAS to be what it feels like to get hit with the mindcopy machine they use to print holograms
I keep saying he's the accelerationist choice this time around and he keeps showing I'm right.
All the choices are the accelerationist choice. It's 3 brain damaged old men crowded into the driver seat, each kicking wildly at the pedal and slapping each other like a 3 stooges gag because they want to be the one to make the car go vroom, with a shared iron grip on the wheel locking the course right towards a cliff and insisting that that's ok, because they're confident the car can fly.
None of them seem to notice that they're at the bottom of the cliff and that that wall is racing towards them.
It's still trump because Trump also pushes away the EU, further isolating the US. With Biden the Europeans can somehow tolerate being puppets, but trump is too crass apparently.
On the other hand Biden is at the point where he's blurting out secrets on live tv
Even funnier that he announced it as the President of Ukraine, Putin.
Maybe bidens a malkavian
Honestly had a terrible week, this clip is the first thing that has had me laughing out loud in a long while. In spite of the dystopian state of our world, thank you for the funnies Joe
Lmfao
That's the only good thing about this election, either way the president is guaranteed to be funny for at least another 4 years
Unless one of them dies, then it becomes hilarious
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Biden's team yelling at him like THE NUMBERS, BIDEN! DO NOT FUCK WITH ME, WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN???
Must be kinda galling to be living in Yemen or Syria, subject to harsh conditions at the behest of US power, and then look over and see that it's all at the fingertips of this utter clownshow.
Well to be fair, Biden is at his most lucid when talking about all the weapons he'll use on the global south. Like the man is relishing in the idea of doing American imperialism.
This domestic electoralism shit is cramping his style.
It's common for demented people to cling on to what matters the most to them. When my grandfather got dementia the first thing to go was bookkeeping and accountancy but he remembered his great grandchild and how proud he was of them until the very end. Similarly with Genocide Joe the desire to murder brown people still burns as bright as always.
There was an episode of This American Life in which a physicist with Alzheimer’s forgot how to draw/read a clock, but because he spent so many years doing analysis and problem solving, was able to reason toward a procedure to do it anyway. And was able to comprehend his own decline if he reasoned through it.
To put it in terms Biden would understand its like pulling back the curtain on the Wizard of Oz to reveal a panicked old man yelling at a control panel.
lol this is likely gonna be the first time a republican wins the national popular vote since 2004 (or fairly since 1988)
And that was scripted Biden. He was reading from a teleprompter in a set-piece event, which has, for the most part, been a manageable task for the president. In about an hour, he will have to go off-script – answering questions from reporters in what is, even in the best of times, a chaotic setting.
It didn't stand out to me when I watched the video that he was reading from a teleprompter. How the fuck. I don't know if the other wrong names he has used were also in teleprompter speeches, but normally his mistake with those is just saying the cues out loud.
In about an hour, he will have to go off-script
Please say "Mr. Nato" - Porridge Brain. Please, please, please - Lathe make it so.
Libs are losing their minds and i am experiencing physical schadenfreude. Its tingly in my belly
LMFAO! 
that's what the agreement says LOUD AND CLEAR!
I can only imagine Putin laughing his ass off as he watched this live.