America: I’ve assembled an elite team of Uberimperialist super soldiers to protect Taiwan! China: Cool. I have assembled an elite team of 10000 $25 drones which are approaching their location rapidly
Barron Trump is 6’8” and Slovenian. Fuck anybody pushing political ambitions onto this kid and for the love of god somebody get a basketball into his hands. The Knicks need a center
Sultan Selim III, Servant of the Two Noble Sanctuaries, Khagan of the Two Seas, SLAMS America’s Founding Fathers for declaring Independence on the anniversary of the Ottoman siege of Belgrade