Hardmode: no healing ever.
Easy mode: you heal 5 hp per long rest.
Folks either way I'm not making it past one one week, hell I'm worried I'll make it through one day if it's a good day to laugh.
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ayo we'll honk, hork, and squeak ourselves into an early grave together!
Here's a silly joke: how many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
it takes ten tickles!
yeah, I'm not even making it a day š oof ouch my bones
I love silliness. I'm a very giggly person and I tend to laugh at my mishaps more than curse them ā most things are funny to me, in some way, even truly bad things that have happened.
in my very most self-harmingly depressed, awful moments, there's usually a fair bit of laughing about how terrible I feel, it really does seem like a big joke where the punchline is me
idk if that is going to make sense to anyone
If it hurts I'll live indefinitely. I'll laugh twice then never again lmao.
If I had to track it myself I'm dead by the end of the day, I would forget.
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I'll try my best to take you down with me before I croak with the evening sun