THIS IS NOT A DRILL: THERE IS A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITEHOUSE
It is happening again. Time is a flat circle.
It is happening again. Time is a flat circle.
Look, is there any body of science indicating that spray tanning DOESN'T cure dementia? No? Well Q.E.D.. nerd!
Now there are two existential threats? My existence can't handle all these threats.
The Cheetoness is spreading! We must contain it and burn it with fire or else we shall all become sentient snack foods.
Seriously though. This is like the powdered wig nonsense that was a thing when muskets were still the pinnacle of warfare.
Then they end up getting poisoned by the tanning solution, just like people who used lead-based makeup in the early modern period.
Wow, he sure looks younger. Glad they developed a cure for old age. I feel like it was just yesterday he had both feet in the grave, and now he only has one.
I was wrong! Totally a spray tan.
Biden seemed relaxed and confident, striking a clear and crisp tone and looking tanned and rested
Looks like symptom of Elacca drug:
The Elacca drug is a narcotic that was formed by the burning of Elacca Wood of the planet Ecaz. Its main characteristic when administered was that it would eliminate the user's will for self-preservation. As a result, it was popular during the days of the Imperium, when it would be administered to gladiators to prepare them for the ring.
Typically, those who had been drugged with this substance would display a carrot-coloured pigmentation to their skin.
Also, we're going WW3
it would eliminate the user's will for self-preservation