My balls are so full and heavy with plastic I'm shooting out hot liquid g.i. joes every time I coom.
I got you fam! This will only hurt once... But damn will it hurt! Afterwards you do me, yeah?
Just use science to turn skin cells into gametes. We can't do it with humans now but if we were going to go extinct, we'd figure it out.
New Monty python song "every flake is sacred, dandruff is good. If a scrape is wasted, God gets quite irate."
What if a mutation occurs and the plastic becomes part of the babyβs DNA making him extremely flexible and immortal
When everyone's balls fill up with plastics, we'll invent time travel, and send them back in time to be used as super bouncy balls. That's where those come from. It's very important that we keep polluting the environment with microplastics to preserve the stable time loop.
I've been practicing microplastics retention for 10 years now. So far I have already mastered levitation, reading minds and even more amzingly, I am extremely close to having full control over the size of my moobs.
if I have a vasectomy there's nothing exiting my balls when I cum, does that mean my balls are slowly filling with plastic?
If I double or triple my busting am I emptying my balls of the buildup? Like donating blood and lessening the amount of PFAS in your body? I'm only partially joking
Much like the regular police protect capital and property, the volcel police are protecting big plastic & petroleum
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
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After vasectomy, what you bust comes only from the prostate, while the swimmers are stuck in the balls, so yes, your balls will end up fully buoyant
I really don't like the sound or thought of this like i don't want that cum just building up in there any more than i want plastic
The bits that are produced in the balls arenβt produced on-demand so the frequency of violating the volcel oath doesnβt really matter.
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily plastics.