If a chicken came up to you and said buk buk buk what would you do?

Kneel down so I'm not predator-height, cluck back, and reach out to offer scritches!

This one is so cute! Do you know what breed this is? The feathers are so fluffy!

"Ma'am"

Pick it up and snuggle it. This is what I do with all chimken

Accept their quest

I would give the chicken a thumbs down because it's funny and the chicken lacks the ability to recognize social cues

"No hablo Pollo, Senorita"

How do you do chicken?

Chicken comes up says buk buk buk, I give them three dollars to go away 🤣

🥰

say BUUUUUUUUUUUUK BUK BUK

"I"m not made of corn, Beatrice."

i'd kiss a chicken and then remember about the bird flu and feel bad about it for a while

Squat down to their height and say hello

If it was okay with it: hugz

I would say "Hello tiny chicken babby you are so fluffy and cute, wow!" Then I would wave at it but try to do so from a distance so as not to unnerve it with sudden close-proximity body movement. Then I would say "Brkbrkbrk."

I assume I'm too busy holding back my husky to respond with any more than "hi sorry".

'Hello, cat'

BUUUUK BUK BUUUUUUKKKKKK BBBBBBBBUUUUUk