Let's say you're opening a queer bar/club with 2 big bathrooms. What gender filter are you putting on them?

Actual Bathroom/Drug Use Bathroom

and

I'd put "no men" and "All genders"

Is that insane lmfao

I'd label one "Urinals" and another "Toilets"

"Top" and "Bottom".

A question mark on one and an exclamation mark on the other.

Y'xll and Folx

Label the one with urinals ‘stand up’ and the ones with water closets ‘sit down’

One's a pack of crayons and the other is a silhouette of New Mexico

One's a dog and the other is a capybara

One is Toyota and the other is Mitsubishi

Slice of pizza vs. Slice of pizza with pineapple

the bathrooms change to something else completely arbitrary and random once every like 3-4 days

"people with ligma" and "sugondese citizens"

"bathroom" and "other bathroom"

no gender filters

One has a UML diagram for a really weird data structure like persistent B trees or whatever

The other has diagrams from Liturgy's manifesto

Tops and bottoms

PEEPEE

POOPOO

Normal and challenge pissing, the challenge room makes piss like 2 meters to try and hit the target like in those clown eater gun carnival games

Wash Your Fucking Hands

and

Not Wash Your Fucking Hands

but the Not Wash Your Fucking Hands just takes you outside and locks the door behind you.

I would go by people that drink alcohol and people that don't. Or how they eat their eggs. Or height, one room is comically large and one is very small.

"catgirls" and "puppygirls"

2 different colored lights cycling through the color spectrum very slowly, and they are max out of sync with the each other.