10:35 - I have just discovered reverse cowgirl. My life is changed.
10:42 - wife is trying to unzip the tent, I have coomed it shut.
10:44 - she is calling our church
10:53 - the Swiss Guard have arrived and are dissolving my coom seal with holy water. All is lost.
She's got a camera in there, and she's posting his jail stays on OnlyFans to support her vintage furniture habit.
I wish I had more space (and money) to support having a vintage furniture habit.
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Old polish internet meme claims that while Jesus is the answer to all questions better not ask him for dwarf porn, that's why people have google.
if God didn't want me to see it he wouldn't have put it only a google search away
I mean, good for them figuring something out together. (That tent likely has a weird smell, though.)
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This dude gets no sex and his wife only lets him wank once a week for 20 minutes on sundays lmaooooooooooooo
EDIT: Marx_mentat ruined it