Why does it look like he's standing on a kid?

I made this infographic for hexbear.

The 'caution wet floor' sign follows the wet boi anywhere he goes

It’s the coat. Good tailoring will do that. Maybe lifts but I can’t tell at this angle.

His expression makes him look like a confused grandfather who got put in a home

You’ve finally discovered the truth. Donald Trump is three 5 year-olds in a coat.

His fit makes his feet and hands look tiny.

this isn't regular wearing your dad's suit jacket

this is next-level wearing your dad's suit jacket

Looks like he's wearing some pre-Ozempic clothes.

It looks like two kids in an oversized coat wearing a Trump mask.

It's because of the weird lean he does

he looks and sounds like shit this time. low energy. sad.

It Follows (2014)

Here to say this is photoshopped?

::: spoiler click here :::

Trump is 2 kids in a trenchcoat and mask confirmed.

:trump-withered:

Looks like he just got done giving a urine sample.

Occam’s razor…