During wiping, I leave it alone, and connected to a power source.
After wiping, I usually flash a custom ROM.
I honestly can't figure out if this is the only answer to the question OP was actually asking, or just the best joke answer lol
I usually set it on the edge of the sink, and pick it back up after I wash my hands.
What an odd question.
I hold it with my feet and keep scrolling with my schlong while I wipe. Then after I wash my hands I continue doing this.
Eh it usually takes a while so I'll probably get up to eat something. When I think I think I'm done I'll come back and check if it's finished. I wrap everything up and get ready to either sell it or give to a family or friend.
Uhh, do you guys not have pockets?
Where was your phone when you walked into the bathroom, and where does it go when you walk out?