Hard to believe that playing loud heavy metal music didn’t deescalate the situation, as one would normally expect.
Orcas: FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
in b4 the nerds: I know ratm isn't technically heavy metal, shut up
Aren't orcas a protected species? Harrassing them is against the law. Take your tacky boat and leave, humans
Lol apparently the running theory for why they've attacked so many ships since 2020 is because an orca named White Gladis got injured by one and taught her whole pod they're a threat and need to be fucked up
The other theory also involves White Gladis telling her pod to fuck shit up, but simply because fucking shit up is their idea of fun and games
If orcas were attacking my boat I would just try not to introduce them to the concept of headbanging at that time.
Orcas are already metal as fuck. Congrats on providing BGM for the boss fight against your boat.
They should probably try one of those 'inspirational' duty-free pieces of muzak you find under a typical kickstarter marketing campaign. You know what I mean. Handclaps and some dude whistling over sparse piano chords.