Born too late to explore the Earth.
Born too early to explore the Universe.
Born just in time to not poop for three days.
I think I could do 2 days. It happens sometimes without me realizing and then the 3rd day I’m not having a good time. It’s not often at all though
The no-poop challenge, created by mizu:
If you want to participate, try not to use the toilet for three days. More advanced participants take some laxatives before starting the challenge, but that's up to you.
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
Well, is it real, or is it just a shitpost? I can't figure out any possible reason, barring mental problems.
Edit: I guess I'm just not imaginative enough for the (likely) truth.
I was expecting for memes to spread more slowly due to the decentralization but this one post disproved me pretty quickly
Finding out connect for lemmy on android is a thing. 0.0 Just started today but already it doesn't feel like a compromise to switch over anymore.
Connect feels a lot like Sync.
I'm gonna be using this until Sync drops.
I'm so happy that I have something on the 1st of July when Reddit stops existing for me
Er oder sie hat ausgeschissen.
Literally means "has pooped" but has different subtexts depending on the situation, including a sense of finality.
Ja, stimmt, ausgeschissen macht Sinn. Bin ich nicht drauf gekommen^^
Yeah, true, ausgeschissen works. Just didn't get it.
But it's kinda a double-meaning preposition. Aus- can mean out (as in move shit out of your body) but also to do something to it's end. E.g. ausgeschalten, where it means to switch off.