Okay so you've heard of penis but have you heard of balls?
Checkmate, liberals 
Imagine this: a circle, but with a twist - the circle is three whole dimensions. What do you think?
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Yeah, just the other day someone told me mine are cute, leading to me learning that they were stolen from me long ago
Return my balls 
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Of course I have heard of balls - in fact, I have some, I have the, uh, typical human number of balls. Yes, of course I know how many that is. 
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That's where you store piss right? It's where I store mine anyway. If you haven't used balls for piss storage give it a try sometime
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crystal balls, yes. they're for scrying. and when you've scrote 'em, you put them in a bag. that's how the bag got its name.
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: